### Some Philo-created [[!wikipedia Tom_Swifty desc="Tom Swifties"]]

* "Oh, so you're not a virgin?" he asked crabbily. --  [[S. Blair|people/Blair]]
* "I'm gonna come!" Tom ejaculated. --[[people/Yonah_lemonik]]
* "Oh my god so many fireworks oh my god OH GOD" Tom ejaculated. --[[people/Schmonz]] (a July 4 variation)
* "Dammit, what'th after third?" Tom asked forthfully. --[[people/Yonah_lemonik]]
* "If I used Pantene, my hair would be shinier," Tom said conditionally. --[[people/Schmonz]]
* "Hey, I once invented the Internet," said Tom allegorically. (by a Mathean, says Grace)
* "I think I might be homosexual," Tom said, half in earnest. --[[people/Christopher_travis]]

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### Some Not Tom Swifties with Tom-Swifty-like appeal

* Cogitoam Blairgo Sam.
* To Beez or not to Beez, that is the Kazim.
* Noameo, Noameo, Blairfore art thou Noameo?
* And God said, "Let Blair be light. And Blair was light. And God saw that it was Kruta."
* Noam is Blair the heart is.
* There's Noam Grace like Noam.
* ...