###THURSDAY! THURSDAY! THURSDAY! 
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The ULTIMATE BATTLE between the EARTH
[roar]
and the STARS!
[geriatric moan]

In the MOST EPIC SMACKDOWN of YOUR PUNY LIFE!
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###More blood than GLADIATOR!
##More carnage than CONAN THE BARBARIAN!
#This debate will KICK THE SHIT out of THE 300!
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[This is madness!]
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[This! Is! PHILO!]
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[roar]

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That's right! It's:
The <b> VICAR OF PETER </b> versus the <b> GROWLING MAN-EATER! </b>
The <b> HOLY SEE </b> versus zoological family <b> URSIDAE! </b>
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##It's Resolved: POPE VERSUS BEAR!
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This bear's gonna put the Patriarch of the West.... <b> TO THE TEST! </b>
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What are YOU waiting for?
Get your skinny ass down to:
THE J.D. SATOW ROOM (5th floor of Lerner Hall)
AT 8:30 PM,
ON Thursday, April 17th.
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Refreshments and Powerthirst to precede the fight!
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All members DEMANDED to COME and YELL A WHOLE LOT! <br>

Because it's PHILO! YELLING OUT OF TURN! <br>

IT'S WHAT WE DO REALLY! REALLY! WELL!
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And if you don't come see it, WE'LL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!
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##SURGAM! SURGAM! SURGAM!
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Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?! A: [ROAR!]
--Your Pumped and Devo-ted Whip