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The Committee to Rectify the Un-Philolexian Sneaky Hipster Problem. Reified under [[people/Schwartz]]'s moderatorship. When the committee was active it did things like:

* Stage protests against the emerging Hipster Threat (What do we want? Sincerity! When do we want it? Now!)
* Was subject to a secret counter-protest organized by unnamed members of the Philolexian Society.