[[!meta title="Items for Sale in Skymall"]]
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 <p class="MsoNormal">I had tons of sarcastic comments to add to this list, but I think it’s much better to let the items speak for themselves.</p>  <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- The Best Electronic Pants Presser</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- The Marshmallow Shooter</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">--Jumpin Jammerz (“Until now Footed Pajamas have been almost impossible to find in adult sizes. Well, your search is over!!!”)</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- The Classic Ball-Shooting “Burp” Gun</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- The Remote Controlled Beverage Buggy</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- Solar Powered Mole Repeller (“drives ‘em out with safe, effective, annoying vibrations!”)</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- Floatin’ Bumper Boats</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- Personalized Branding Iron (for your barbeque)</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">-- Solar Powered Personalized Talking Bible</p>