[[!meta title="The Story of the Man-Robot: A Koan"]] [[!meta date="2008-01-17T09:11:00"]] [[!meta updated="2008-01-17T09:11:00"]] [[!tag zen]] One day, Master and a student were sitting in an outdoor cafe when a man walked past. He was draped in toilet paper and walking mechanically.

The student said, "Master, why is that man covered in toilet paper walking like a robot?"

Master replied, "He is a toilet-paper robot."

Upon hearing this, the student was enlightened.