Croquet Tea is a quintessential Philo spring event: dressed in period finery, we stake out a lawn, play croquet, and nosh on dainty comestibles. Croquet Tea is a great idea for fall to drum up interest, as a sort of rush event. Plus, we don't use our lovely croquet sets nearly often enough. Mr. Prywes claims to know the rules. Mr. X claims to have produced a "clunky, boxy .gif" containing an "Unofficial Codification of the Official Rules of Philolexian Croquet". Either or both of these should be placed here.